Brian Paterson is RALPH.

In two words, sneering menace

He’s into judo.

He’s Mr Inner Calm and he's allegedly big in the pants department.

He’s also the smooth-talking club DJ.

Plus Sexy Suzy with stockings under her dress (she’s brown all over and anyone’s for half a lager but her shoes are killing her).

Jerry on the stag night out (with blackheads).

A Scouser. A toff. A punk.

A Swedish postman in a porn film.

Bouncers - fast, frantic and fantastically funny with strong language - will be staged in Larbert’s Dobbie Hall from December 8-10 at 7.30pm nightly.

Tickets - £10 and £7 (concessions) - are available from the Tryst 24-hour booking line on 07597 981 949 or from the Box Office on 01324 715886.